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my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard

but he’s like, I’m lactose intolerant

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Convo I just had with my dad

  • Dad:hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
  • Me:uuuhhh....
  • Me:contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
  • Dad:anything at all?
  • Me:uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
  • Dad:Sure
  • Me:Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
  • Dad:Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
  • Me:But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
  • Dad:boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
  • Me:OMG DAD
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My mom asking me stuff about ONE OK ROCK.

  • Mom :So sweetie...
  • Me :Yes mom?
  • Mom :That band...that you're going to see live...are they somehow related to Japan?
  • Me :Mom,they're Japanese.
  • Mom :Oh...All of them?
  • Me :All of them.
  • Mom :And they're playing rock music?
  • Me :Yes.
  • Mom :And the band consists of three men and one woman?
  • Me :*Tomoyaandhisfabulouslonghaircomesinmind*
  • Me :*burstsoutlaughing*
  • Mom :Whaaaat?!I looked them up and saw some pictures but I can't tell!
  • Me :*continueslaughingandclappinghandslikearetardedseal*
  • Me :They're all men mom and that was Tomoya and yes,he is a guy.
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